Tom was feeling depressed. So he went to the bar to drown his sorrows. He was glad to see his good friend, John, was at the bar too.
Tom said to John, “You know what, John? Problems, problems, and more problems. Worries, worries, and more worries. That’s all I get everywhere I turn. I’ve had enough of all these. If anyone could help me put all my problems and worries away, hey, I wouldn’t mind paying him a fortune.”
“Well, Tom,” said John. “I know of this community of a few thousands. I don’t hear them complaining about anything and they have totally no worries. Maybe you’d like to meet them and move in with them?”
“That sounds exactly like where I want to be,” Tom was totally excited. “Is it near by? Can we go there now?”
“Sure, why not? It’s only a 10 minutes walk.”
10 minutes later, they arrived at the city cemetery. John said, “Here we go, Tom. Let me introduce you to the community of no worries.” He paused, then added, “Only dead people have no problems and no worries.”