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Beauty Tips

For attractive lips,
Speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes,
Seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure,
Share your food with the hungry.

Make Punishment Fit The Crime

What punishment should be imposed on a man who shot a police officer almost 40 years ago and fled to Canada, but went on to live an upstanding life as a husband and father who worked in a library?

There was a rare answer here on Friday: Require him to give $250,000 to a foundation that helps the families of injured Chicago police officers.

Joseph Pannell, 58, who admits that he shot a police officer here in 1969, will serve just 30 days in jail and two years’ probation as part of a plea bargain that legal experts called extremely unusual.

Heaven And Hell

When John died, an angel came to take him to heaven. While they were on their way, the angel told John that God had granted him a chance to fulfill a last wish as he had been an exceptionally good person.

John had always been curious about how hell was like. So he said, “I always wonder how hell is like. Could we go visit?”

“Very well. Let me take you there now,” the angel obliged.

I’m Coming Home…

Jerry was released from military service after having fought in the war. He was excited for the chance to finally go home and yet afraid. Hesitantly, he made a call to his parents from Los Angeles Airport.

“Mom, it’s me, Jerry.”

While Some Complain They Have No Shoes To Wear…

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Mark Goffeney, Big Toe Band